Human virus-scanner results :: 16:13
Once again a net-quiz to kill some time, via Moira
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
- Linux
- Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
- Pokemon
- Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
- Sci-fi
- Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
- Goth
- Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
- Gaming
- Life is not a game.
Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life. - British
- No need for cure. Benign virus.
- Discordia
- Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
- Politics
- Stop caring!
- Conspiracy Theory
- Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that’s quite scary.
- Ultima
- If you find one tell us.
Viruses you might suffer from:
- TotL (85%)
- Go read Brunching
- Free BSD (90%)
- The GPL isn’t that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
- Cthulhu (60%)
- Read some Enid Blyton.
- Japan (85%)
- Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
- Religion (60%)
- Read “God’s Debris” by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
- Hippyism (65%)
- Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
- 8-Bit (75%)
- Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
My personal favourite was ofcourse Britishness as benevolent bug. I can confess to number of these, not Pokemon or Ultima in the first group, others ring true even in the secondary (operator-run) scanning. Second group seems pretty likely, so we have to read these smaller percentages as positive-matches in most cases. Good scanner 
